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German Goo Girls

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You might need your waterproofs for German Goo Girls. It's full of hardcore bukkake and cum shots, gangbangs and horny amateur German babes in 80-minute long movies shot in the same style throughout, with content dating back several years and coming right up to date, and it's pure cum-splash facials and body-wash jizz-bangs all the way. Streams, downloads, galleries and a vast hardcore bonus collection make up your membership.

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14/15
Quantity
8/10
Updates
4/10
Features
8/10
Quality
13/15
Navigation
4/5
Downloads
5/5
Design
3/5
Speed
12/15
Price
9/10

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ReviewerGerman Goo Girls started up several years ago now and knew what it was doing. It still does, and the videos from back then are the same as the videos now, except that now you have them in full 1080p HD. John Thompson sets up a party and invites horny amateur porn babes and a host of hung German guys usually shaved and with very full nuts. He must tell them that anything goes and just get on with it, as these movies hit the ground running (or hit the ground cumming) and don't stop until 80 minutes later by which time the solo babe is well drenched with man juice.

The parties are pretty awesome with a hot chick, slim and slutty but not in any way bad looking and a gang of at least five, six or over ten guys. The men are varied though always, it seems, shaved and hung and they range in age from 20 to 40 + I would say. Some wear masks, and they are all amateurs who take advantage of the very available girl - and all of her is available. She gets groped, she gets fucked bareback, there are anal sections to the scenes, and of course, the only rule the boys have to follow is to cum on her face or tits when they can't hold back any longer. At some parts in the videos they repeat cum shots and slow things down, so you get repeats of all the best parts. It's unnaturally natural in that no-one is acting, but it's pure gangbang and bukkake all the way.

Movies these days are added about once or twice per month, and they all run for 70 or 80 minutes non-stop. You can stream them up to 1080p, and there are also up to four downloads, with 1,920 x 108 and 720p, plus a mid-range version and one for mobiles in Mp4. Older movies may not have so many options and may not be HD. The filming quality is fine, hand-held and roaming, and there's nothing 'porn studio' about it. It's simply a gang of boys and one girl and some guys with cameras.

Movies come with a few screencaps, and there are also 456 digital galleries with 100 pics each at 990 x 562 px in size. You can view and take these one at a time or take zip files of the full sets. The quality is fine, considering how and where the videos were made. So, there's plenty to collect.

On top of the main content at German Goo Girls, you have a set of bonus movies. These are varied, some are pretty ancient, and others are more up to date. There were 71,551 scenes here, and that's not a misprint. It must be a collection of just about every porn flick ever made, and thus there is a huge variety. You search it with keywords, and you can download and stream the scenes, which do vary in quality.

I was bowled over by the amount of bukkake action at this site and the number of guys who get to bang each sexy babe in each long movie. What took a bit of getting used to was the look of the pages; think 1998 porn site and the way that some pages were slow to load. But, although it can look a bit messy and cluttered with images, though eventually, you do realise that most of what you see is relevant and important. You can, for example, locate linked keywords and model names for easy navigation and icons lead you to rates, trailers and you can 'add to favourites.' You'll get there in the end, just like the gangs of guys do in each movie, splashing faces and hot bodies with bucket loads of cum.

Older movies are smaller and a bit darker than the modern ones which are now in 1080p HD and look great. The filming and sound are very natural; put a group of folk together for an orgy and let the cameras roll, so there's nothing pretentious about it. Images are a decent size now, and the screen caps are okay, the videos run smoothly as streams.

Over the last 12 years or so, German Goo Girls has added 777 movies, but each one runs for at least one hour, if not 80 + minutes. They come with up to four downloads and streams, Mp4 and Flash, and a few screencaps. 456 galleries give you 100 pics each, and there are updates once or twice per month.

The site stays 100% on its promised theme, and it really is pure bukkake and cum-shot, anal and pussy-bang all the way. Quality is improving, and 1080p HD is now available. The bonus videos are sometimes a bit rough but there are thousands of them, and the site has several neat interactive functions when you find them.

I found some pages took a while to load and there was some screen-stick at times (might be a browser thing), but it worked in the end. I didn't find much info on the models and no great search function. Older movies are lower quality as are some pics and screencaps.

There is one price per month for this site, €19.99 showed up for me, though there may be regional pricing variations. Still, it's not expensive for this amount of on-theme bukkake and gangbang content. The bonus video collection houses 71,551 + scenes, some are ancient, others are better quality, but there's a mass of them.

I've seen bukkake and gangbang sites before, but nothing like German Goo Girls, Each scene is different thanks to the models, and yet each one is the same, with non-stop cock sucking from the word go leading to some one-on-one and spit-roasting and always leading to masses of goo being plastered over the amateur babes' faces at the end. I'd say 'goo for it!'

100 Pics In Set

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Average length of 80 Mins

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